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How much Artificial Intelligence do you want in your portfolio? Your Survival Guy doesnโ€™t want it anywhere near mine. But AI is already in the sports pages with a recent Ohio high school football recap written with the heart of a Tin Man. How much longer until we have ivory tower dwellers and woke politicians writing the rules for investments? What could possibly go wrong? Hereโ€™s some Iโ€™ve come up with.

โ€œDear AI: Your Survival Guy wants a diversified portfolio.โ€ How would AI interpret this?

Your Survival Guy wants โ€œan eclectic mix of dividend paying stocks.โ€ How would AI interpret eclectic? One can only guess.

โ€œAI, listen up, I donโ€™t want life-sucking loads or criminal 12b-1 fees.โ€ Would AI even know what that means?

I want low expenses and low turnover. But what if itโ€™s programmed to ignore those altogether?

โ€œAI, I want a KISS approach. Let me be clear on that: Keep it simple, stupid.โ€ No compute.

Action Line: Stick with me, not the bots.

Originally posted on Your Survival Guy.ย