Center-left, hedge fund manager David Tepper with Leon Cooperman(L), Maneet Ahuja (CR), and Alan Greenspan (R) in NYC in 2012.

Hedge fund managers aren’t getting the job doneโ€“losing money for investors in back-to-back months for the first time in two years. Last year when the S&P 500 was up over 30%, the average hedge fund made only 9.5%. But don’t worry, the hedge fund managers are just fine. The billions of dollars they’ve pocketed in fees won’t have them dining on canned tuna. Letโ€™s not forget that investors pay hedge fund managers a derivative of “2 and 20″โ€“2% on your assets under management and 20% on your profits. Thatโ€™s 20% on profits that were off by more than 20% relative to the S&P 500. To add insult to injury, check-out the latest compensation numbers for the big shots on Wall Street. These guys are managing money for retired teachers. Whereโ€™s the fiduciary responsibility on the pension boards? The New York Times reports:

The 25 highest-earning hedge fund managers in the United States took home a total of $21.15 billion in compensation in 2013, according to anย annual ranking published on Tuesdayย by Institutional Investorโ€™s Alpha magazine.

They earned that hefty sum in a year when most hedge fund managers fell short of the marketโ€™s returns. The multibillion-dollar payday is the highest since 2010, and it is 50 percent more than in 2012, according to the survey.

David A. Tepper, the 56-year-old founder of Appaloosa Management, maintained his spot atop the list, bringing in $3.5 billion last year, after earning $2.2 billion in 2012. Steven A. Cohen of SAC Capital Advisors ranked No. 2 after pocketing $2.4 billion, whileย John A. Paulsonย of Paulson & Company took home $2.3 billion, ranking No. 3.